I am just another fangirl who loves Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Supernatural. I play the sims 3, minecraft, zoo tycoon, and my favorite band is Coldplay.
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS. LIKE NANI TRIED SO HARD TAKE CARE OF LILO AND TAKE HER MOTHERS PLACE AND LILO BEING A LITTLE SISTER FIRST AND FOREMOST OFTEN GIVES NANI A HARD TIME AND JUST EARILER LILO TOLD HER SHE WISHED MOM WAS THERE AND THAT NANI WASN’T ENOUGH FOR HER AND SHE SAID “DON’T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT” LIKE NANI TRIES SO HARD AND IS SO AFRAID THAT SHE’S GOING TO FAIL OR DISSAPOINT HER MOM BUT WHEN LILO TELLS HER MOM WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD OF HER YOU CAN JUST SEE HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO HER AND OH MY GOD WHY
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
I was walking through this neighborhood and this fucking asshole rock scared the shit out of me I swear to god
Oh god, not French.
ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
*high pitched screaming*
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]
*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage
*ohio catches on fire*